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caskettissherlockingthetardis:

Two things:

1.I love how it takes him a minute like “Did I miscount human fingers again dammit”

and 2. HE LOOKED AT ME

This is what happens when you do things that are complicated all the time
The simple things make no sense

(Source: therooftopsoflondon, via kevinssecretplace4546)

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via telapathetic)

thisismyplacetobe:

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

(via justbloodyawesome)

hotelmario:

for every human being that has ever lived, there is also a skeleton. and the skeleton lives longer 

(via fellyjish)

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

(Source: roopop, via dieterunrath)

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

(Source: heliolisk, via thedoctor-talks-to-themoon)

frecklesrex:

10/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts

(via youmustbethedoctor)

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hammi-ham)

isloremipsumafterall:

One moment between Alanna and Thayet for Tamora Pierece femslash week.

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lethalgender:

destroythepast:

kathryndec:

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captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show

More specifically, they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant because mutants faced incredible prejudice. Since Leela’s mutation was fairly minor compared to most—she was dubbed “the least mutated mutant ever born”—her parents figured that while she couldn’t pass for human, she could easily pass as a humanoid alien, and left a note with her written in an alien language as “proof”. They wanted to give her a life where she had opportunities and chances to move up in the world and be happy.

And when she does reconnect with them, it just becomes more and more clear that they truly do love her—that all they did was out of pure love for their daughter.

Futurama is fucking wonderful, not just as a comedy, but as a tearjerker.

this show hurts me

(via doitsu-uber-alles)

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

(via skutchh)